baby got back (from a garage sale with this)

behold.  this thing of beauty was being given away.  given i tell you!  at a free garage sale.  FREEEEEEEE.  as in: take whatever you want.  as in: $free.99!  as in: best. day. ever.

she's long.  and strong.  and down to get the friction on.
with sandpaper.

she ain't much to look at now folks, but just you wait!  that's over 10ft of quasi-mid-century modern goodness looking back atcha!

don't worry about the handles...those aren't anything.